Bedfordshire County Darts

Bedfordshire 1 Northamptonshire 2

Here's how I saw it

I was expecting to see 22 players of my physical fitness , I was shocked to see so many racing snakes when I arrived , I was however delighted when Gobbler showed. We had only 13 players at kick off, so after thinking that I could get away with a 45 minute cameo the full extent of the afternoon nightmare was beginning to dawn.

Here's how we lined up at kick off


R.Clarke            D.Taylor      Gobbler           Porky Pig

G.Court             A.King         S King            Burger

                      P.Glenister   K.Mansfield    

Sub : M Smith , R Tharby

Northamptonshire might like to note all county darts players. Matt Caste arrived at some point in the first half.

1st Half

Beds boomed out of the blocks and created a number of chances in the opening 15 minutes. Phil , Adam and Micky all going close. We picked up two injuries in the opening 20 with Rob injuring a knee and Kevin damaging his foot, neither player returned. I played two balls down the line and realised my trainers were 50 pence shaped both balls sckewing wildly out of play. If I wasn't so quick I really would be crap. The moment of the match came on the half hour mark Gobbler slalomming around players before a horrendous dive. He really did go down in installments. Then the disaster after creating no real chances Northants take the lead a long throw, flick on and a header from point blank range. Although Wazza was in fine form he could nothing about this one. A couple of half chances followed and what seemed like a enternity of a first half ended.

Half Time : Beds 0-1 Northants

2nd Half

We all were eager to start the second half quickly or we wouldn't have been able to move. We changed to a back three and pushed Micky ( good player this boy ) up front. Deano somehow managed to get a blue card ( what's that all about 5 mins in the sin bin ) for a nothing challenge there was worse tackles in the warm up. Wazza continued to make some good stops and finally we took one of our chances. A through ball to Micky and he deftly chips the whale ( don't look like many chips get past him ). Beds back in it ,  come on. The strength on the bench finally began to take its toll as Northants constantly rotated. I was like some others running on the Gladiators travellator at this point, only the thought of a pint keeping me upright. Beds failed to clear in the box and Northants take a 2-1 lead. Deano left the game soon after and we now had two at the back ( note for all tacticians if you go two at the back make sure one can run ). After a late surge by Northants the game ends 2-1.

A decent effort from a scratch team and they just about deserved their win. Our stars were Micky , Wazza , Gobbler and Deano all putting in very good performances.

£800 raised for charity and I was very happy to be part of that , well done to all the boys who played , that's me retiring again and this time I mean it.    

Barry ' Porky Pig ' Davies

Th-th-th-that's all folks